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DOCtoberFest 2014 Day 22: “The Collector” (2009)
Well, color me surprised. Seems familiar Apparently yesterday’s crapfest “The Collection” (2013) is a sequel to “The Collector” (2009). Presented with this new information, I decided to watch “The...
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DOCtoberFest 2014 Day 23: “The Fourth Kind” (2009)
For my review of extra-terrestrial thrill ride “The Fourth Kind” (2009), I’m doing it all in memes.
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DOCtoberFest 2014 Day 24: “Infection” (2010)
You know how sometimes the trailer is like a thousand times better than the movie? Like “Prometheus?” Remember the tense feeling you got in your chest during the trailer? Then when you actually saw it,...
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DOCtoberFest 2014 Day 25: “The Taking of Deborah Logan” (2014)
This one comes to Doc Splatter with a glowing recommendation from Splatter Intern James Not Jackson, so I fired up the Netflix and here’s what I got. From the onset, “The Taking of Deborah Logan”...
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DOCtoberFest 2014 Day 26: “Teeth” (2007)
Recommended by Cider via Eva Halloween’s online playground The Year of Halloween, I ponied up $3.00 and rented “Teeth” (2007). I was going to try to write this review in Latin. I got as far as vagina...
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DOCtoberFest 2014 Day 27: “Fright Night” (2011)
(Click it to Brewster-size it!) Not a review per se, but acknowledging “Fright Night” (2011) as another unnecessary remake of a classic. And hey, Internet research for panel 2!
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DOCtoberFest 2014 Day 28: “Life After Beth” (2014)
I saw the trailer for “Life After Beth” (2014) earlier this year and thought it looked fun. I do heart me Aubrey Plaza, with her sanpaku eyes and her perpetual state of looking annoyed/disenfranchised,...
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DOCtoberFest 2014 Day 29: “Night of the Demons” (2009)
You had me at "Monica Keena." I think my stance on remakes should come to no surprise of even the most-casual reader of Doc Splatter’s movie reviews and Gore Score comics. Rob Zombie’s “Halloween,”...
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DOCtoberFest 2014 Day 30: “Carrie” (2013)
Adding to the pile of “needless and inferior remakes” goes “Carrie” (2013), starring Chloë Grace Moretz as Carrie White and Julianne Moore as her über-religious nutbar of a mother. As remakes go, this...
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DOCtoberFest 2014 Day 31: “Willow Creek” (2014)
Not the sequel to "Willow" (1988). I was duped. Reviews on IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes made “Willow Creek” (2014) sound like the Citizen Kane of found-footage sasquatch movies. “‘Willow Creek?’ More like...
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